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Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.
Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
A little piece of advice… Don’t talk shit if you can’t fight.
A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF
Always carry a little crazy with you. You never know when you’ll need it.
The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
A cat looks down upon a man, and a dog looks looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see his equal. – Winston Churchill
A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.