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When 3 people have sex, it's called threesome. When 2 people have sex, it's called twosome. Now I understand why they call you handsome.

When 3 people have sex…

THE INTERNET enabling morons worldwide to express their jackass opinions.

THE INTERNET…

There's no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the time.

There’s no need…

SHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR:

SHIT…

Some people think they are champagne in a tall glass, when in actual fact they're lukewarm piss in a plastic cup

Some people think…

OK, I was wrong, I apologize, UNFUCK YOU.

OK, I was wrong…

When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.

When one door closes…

There is always room in your life to fuck more shit up. Always.

There is always room…

I like my big butt. It gives people I don't like plenty of places to kiss.

I like my big butt…

Boss: Good morning. Me: You need to calm the fuck down.

BOSS…