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MEN ARE THE BEST COOKS because with two eggs, one sausage, and a little bit of milk he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months.

MEN ARE THE BEST COOKS…

I refuse to kiss anybody’s ass, you wanna be mad over some petty shit… Stay mad, because I don’t give a fuck.

I refuse…

You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Yeah, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that.

You know that feeling…

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain

I’d rather be hated…

I’m 99% angel, but ohhhh, that 1%

I’m 99% angel…

Some people who flood others with their distasteful criticism ironically cannot handle even just a drop of their own medicine.

Some people…

TO ANYONE I HAVE EVER HURT, BLOWN OFF, JUDGED, DISRESPECTED ETC... you probably deserved that shit now fuck off.

TO ANYONE…

Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better. Those people are called BARTENDERS.

Sometimes you run into…

Sometimes I wish I was a bird... so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.

Sometimes I wish…

Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Remember…