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STRESS: SHIT TO REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE SECOND

STRESS…

Sometimes you need to piss people off to hear what those fuckers really think about you.

Sometimes you need…

Marriage is a workshop, where husband works and wife shops.

Marriage is a workshop…

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

God must love…

While you're talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.

While you’re talking…

MEN ARE THE BEST COOKS because with two eggs, one sausage, and a little bit of milk he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months.

MEN ARE THE BEST COOKS…

I refuse to kiss anybody’s ass, you wanna be mad over some petty shit… Stay mad, because I don’t give a fuck.

I refuse…

You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Yeah, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that.

You know that feeling…

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain

I’d rather be hated…

I’m 99% angel, but ohhhh, that 1%

I’m 99% angel…