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Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

A little piece of advice… Don't talk shit if you can't fight.

A little piece of advice… Don’t talk shit if you can’t fight.

A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

Always carry a little crazy with you. You never know when you’ll need it.

Always carry a little crazy with you. You never know when you’ll need it.

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

Only dead fish go with the flow.

Only dead fish go with the flow.

A cat looks down upon a man, and a dog looks looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see his equal. – Winston Churchill

A cat looks down upon a man, and a dog looks looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see his equal. – Winston Churchill

A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.

A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.

71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.

71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.