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Scientists say the world is made up of Photons, Neutrons, and Electrons. Hell, they forgot to mention Morons.

Scientists say…

My kind of people laugh at offensive jokes because they understand that life is ridiculous but also fucking hilarious.

My kind of people…

I express all my emotions by saying “FUCK” in varying tones.

I express all my emotions…

The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.

The less people…

NEVER in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down.

NEVER…

Sometimes I just don’t feel like getting out of bed… Then I remember I have people to piss off and prove wrong.

Sometimes…

Sometimes the most soul cleansing, spiritual thing you can do is to tell someone to fuck off.

Sometimes…

Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

Some people…

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Life is not a fairy tale…

People start shit. Then act like they have no idea how shit got started.

People start shit…