Before you rush in and save people, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Before you rush in…

Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.

Dear haters…

Never let anyone poison your peace and then guilt trip you for being fed up with their bullshit.

Never let anyone…

I really don't care what anyone thinks of me. I am who I am, I do what I want and I don't live to please you.

I really don’t care…

Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.

Don’t grow up…

I may look like I’m doing nothing but in my head I’m quite busy.

I may look like…

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to "fall asleep right now".

Insomnia…

Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down.

Whenever I start feeling spontaneous…

When you say everything happens for a reason, don’t be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.

When you say…

There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you’re supposed to be doing something else.

There are no limits…