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I don’t like hints. Be straightforward or shut the fuck up.

I don’t like hints. Be straightforward or shut the fuck up.

Sometimes, it doesn’t work with someone because they’re piece of shit, who deserves a piece of shit and you’re not a peice of shit.

Sometimes, it doesn’t work with someone because they’re piece of shit, who deserves a piece of shit and you’re not a peice of shit.

I am pretty nice person, but I also realize that if there were an asshole championship, I would place respectfully in my weight division.

I am pretty nice person, but I also realize that if there were an asshole championship, I would place respectfully in my weight division.

Adulthood has shown me that you really don't need fun to have alcohol.

Adulthood has shown me that you really don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Apparently “spite” is not an appropriate answer to "what motivates you".

Apparently “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “what motivates you”.

I do not burn bridges. I just loosen the bolts a little bit each day.

I do not burn bridges. I just loosen the bolts a little bit each day.

It is what it is and it sucks

It is what it is and it sucks

Some people are like clouds. Once they fuck off, it’s a beautiful day!

Some people are like clouds. Once they fuck off, it’s a beautiful day!

I’m not sure what my spirit animal is, but I’m confident it has rabies.

I’m not sure what my spirit animal is, but I’m confident it has rabies.

Looking like shit increases the chance of seeing someone you know at the shops by 90%.

Looking like shit increases the chance of seeing someone you know at the shops by 90%.