Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give him a pen and he'll probably draw a penis.

Give a man a fish…

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

Being an adult…

I am a niceperson once you stop trying to get to know me.

I am a niceperson…

I don't even like the people I like.

I don’t even like…

Don't judge my side of the fence until you get the balls to jump it.

Don’t judge my side of the fence…

If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

If you can’t say something nice…

I may be weird, but I own that shit.

I maybe weird…

They say there is no rest for the wicked. No wonder I’m so fucking tired.

They say there is no rest…

They tell you to do what makes you happy. Then they fucking tell you that you drink too much, eat too much and fucking swear too much. What the fuck, that's the shit that makes me happy.

They tell you to do…

I got trust issues because people got lying issues.

I got trust issues…