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There’s a 50% chance you won’t like me. There’s a 100% chance I won’t change because of it.

There’s a 50% chance…

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

I think we all need…

I prefer to say selectively social rather than anti - social if you don’t mind.

I prefer to say…

You call it “nagging”. I call it “listen to what I fucking said the first time”.

You call it “nagging”…

If you're arguing with an idiot for more than a minute, then there will be two idiots.

If you’re arguing…

I would like to apologize to absolutely no one, get fucked.

I would like to apologize…

Your face is just fine, but you’ll have to put a bag over that personality.

Your face is just fine…

What doesn’t kill you will probably try again.

What doesn’t kill you…

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the shit I keep to myself.

If you think the things I say…

He who follows the herd only sees assholes.

He who follows the herd…