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All the problems are stuck between "Mind" and "Matter". If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

All the problems…

Every girl is a doll. Either Barbie or Annabelle.

Every girl is a doll…

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me.

I wonder…

The only BS I need in my life is BEER and SEX.

The only BS…

"The customer is always right..." Fuck that! Sometimes the customer is just an asshole.

“The customer is always right”…

I suffer from that disorder where I speak the truth and it pisses people off.

I suffer from that disorder…

I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.

I know right from wrong…

Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee.

Before I have coffee…

Fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you.

Fuck the fucking fuckers…

They say we learn from our mistakes. That is why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius.

They say…