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Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not surrounded by assholes.

Before you diagnose yourself…

Don't be a magnet for fucktards and shitwits.

Don’t be a magnet…

Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.

Arguing with a woman…

Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.

Even duct tape can’t…

Forgive and forget? I’m neither Jesus nor do I have an Alzheimer’s.

Forgive and forget?…

I told myself that I should stop drinking. But I’m not about to listen to a drunk that talk to himself.

I told myself…

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Don’t break anybody’s heart…

Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that caused that stress to begin with. - Alan Garner

Hitting the gym…

Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.

Don’t make excuses…

Blessed are the constipated for they don’t give a shit.

Blessed are the constipated…