Romeo died because of Juliet, Jack died because of Rose. Stay single if you want to live.

Romeo died because of Juliet…

The less you give a fuck, the happier you'll be.

The less you give a fuck…

SECRET: Something you tell everybody to tell nobody.

SECRET…

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper "no one gives a shit".

Do you ever just wanna…

Sometimes you just need to take a break from everything and fuck a little... or a lot.

Sometimes you just need…

Trust gets you killed, love gets you hurt, and being real gets you hated.

Trust gets you killed…

Men are a lot like infants. If you want them to shut up just put a boob in their mouth.

Men are a lot like infants…

People say I act like I don't give a fuck. Motherfuckers... I'm not acting.

People say…

Sometimes you gotta feed people some bullshit just to see who they run back and tell.

Sometimes you gotta…

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but The Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Alcohol…