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Just a reminder. I belong to no one, I am owned by no one, I answer to no one. If I give you my time, it's privilege, not an obligation.

Just a reminder…

Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time?

Your flexibility…

I'm addicted to sex, so I guess I have fucking problem.

I’m addicted to sex…

I tripped and fell into some feelings. I'm ok now. I brushed that shit off.

I tripped…

EX: You're fucking stupid. ME: You're fucking proof.

EX…

Yes, my door is always open. Makes it easier to throw people out.

Yes, my door is always open…

In a room full of dicks You should not be an asshole.

In a room full of dicks…

IF DRINKS COULD TALK: Coffee - You can do this! Wine - You don't have to do this! Tequila - Holy shit! Did you really just do that?!!!

IF DRINKS COULD TALK…

Is there such a thing as a day without bullshit?

Is there such a thing…

I swear some people must have been conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

I swear…