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Even from all the way over here, I can still see what an asshole you are.

Even from all the way…

I don’t know where all this crap about me being “difficult person” is coming from. I am constant fucking delight.

I don’t know where all this crap…

Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind.

Still a little pissed…

I’m just temperamental. Half temper, half mental.

I’m just temperamental…

If I paid any attention to all the dumb shit people said about me, I’d be just as miserable and sad as them.

If I paid any attention…

The only way problems can bite you in the ass, anatomically speaking, is when you're not facing them.

The only way problems…

If you think life is too short, get a shitty job

If you think life is too short…

Don't take it personally, I annoy everyone.

Don’t take it personally…

A simple hello could lead to a million things. Like butt touches.

A simple hello…

If someone tells me “to take it down a notch”, that guarantees a five notch increase. Don’t fucking try to de-notch me.

If someone tells me…