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My soul was removed to make a room for all this sarcasm.
Ex: I still love you. Me: I still love me too.
Spanking is a one handed round applause in appreciation of a magnificent ass.
If it’s the wrong place and the wrong time… I’ll be there.
When I dunk my cookies in milk I think of you and hold them under until the bubbles stop.
Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.
Some things are better left unsaid. But that’s usually the stuff I blurt out right away.
Always saying I’m done with all that bullshit, but it goes on forever. Right?
Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you.
When I think about you I touch myself. Meaning I rub my temples, because you’re giving me a fucking migraine.