Perseverance is the ability to think you’re not an idiot despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
I’ve lost my ability to give a damn. If found, no need to return it. Go ahead and keep it and see if it works for you.
RELATIONSHIP: The ability to put up with someone else’s bullshit, usually of the opposite sex, for a long period of time.
Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. – Winston Churchill
