Ability

Please don’t confuse my ability to smile / be friendly as a sign of weakness. I keep my integrity intact because my ability to crush you verbally and emotionally quite shocking.

Please don’t confuse…

Never underestimate a person’s ability to disappoint you.

Never underestimate…

Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I com in.

Some people lack…

All I want is the ability to do anything and the freedom to not do anything.

All I want…

Those who doubt your ability probably have a valid reason.

Those who doubt…

Perseverance is the ability to think you’re not an idiot despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Perseverance…

I’ve lost my ability to give a damn. If found, no need to return it. Go ahead and keep it and see if it works for you.

I’ve lost my ability…

RELATIONSHIP: The ability to put up with someone else's bullshit, usually of the opposite sex, for a long period of time.

RELATIONSHIP…

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. – Winston Churchill

Tact…