Once I learn someone hates me, I make sure to go out of my way to piss them off more because that’s what adults do.
Adult females friendships are mostly sending memes and helping diagnose sociopaths in each other’s lives.
Being an adult is easy. It’s like riding a bike, except the bike is on fire. Everything is on fire. And you’re in hell.
Going to bed early, not leaving my house, not going to parties… My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.