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Being an adult is realizing 1,000 $ is little money to have but a lot to owe.

Being an adult…

Cleverly disguised as responsible adult.

Cleverly disguised…

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

Being an adult…

I hate it when TV shows say they contain “adult situations” but then don’t show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up after their kids.

I hate it when TV shows say…

Crying about a broken heart all day is childish. Get drunk and set shit on fire, like an adult.

Crying about a broken heart…

Adulthood has shown me that you really don't need fun to have alcohol.

Adulthood has shown me…

Pretending to be a functional adult is exhausting.

Pretending to be…

It’s hard to be a mature adult when you’re surrounded by assholes.

It’s hard…

I have to keep reminding myself that I’m an adult and will be charged as one.

I have to…

Once I learn someone hates me, I make sure to go out of my way to piss them off more because that’s what adults do.

Once I learn…