Adult

Being an adult is just spending every day looking at a pill bottle wondering, “did I take it or not?!”

Being an adult…

I am often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

I am often mistaken…

Guess what happens after you’re offended. Nothing! That’s it! Now be an adult and move on.

Guess what happens…

Being an adult is weird. I’m just unsupervised all the time. So unsafe.

Being an adult is weird…

As an adult, I can literally do whatever I want to, but I always end up wanting just go to sleep.

As an adult…

Being an adult is mostly realising you didn’t look as bad as you thought you did a few years ago because now you look worse.

Being an adult…

I may legally be an adult but don't be fooled... I have no fucking idea what I’m doing.

I may legally be…

I’m afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating.

I’m afraid of a world…

Being an adult is mostly just going to bed when you don’t want to and also waking up when you don’t want to.

Being an adult…

The only reason I wanted to be an adult was to have sex and curse. All this paying bills and waking up to go to work wasn’t the plan.

The only reason…