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I may legally be an adult but don't be fooled... I have no fucking idea what I’m doing.

I may legally be…

I’m afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating.

I’m afraid of a world…

Being an adult is mostly just going to bed when you don’t want to and also waking up when you don’t want to.

Being an adult…

The only reason I wanted to be an adult was to have sex and curse. All this paying bills and waking up to go to work wasn’t the plan.

The only reason…

Being an adult is realizing 1,000 $ is little money to have but a lot to owe.

Being an adult…

Cleverly disguised as responsible adult.

Cleverly disguised…

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

Being an adult…

I hate it when TV shows say they contain “adult situations” but then don’t show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up after their kids.

I hate it when TV shows say…

Crying about a broken heart all day is childish. Get drunk and set shit on fire, like an adult.

Crying about a broken heart…

Adulthood has shown me that you really don't need fun to have alcohol.

Adulthood has shown me…