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We wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us. Just fucking look.

We wanted…

Adult females friendships are mostly sending memes and helping diagnose sociopaths in each other’s lives.

Adult females friendships…

Being an adult is easy. It’s like riding a bike, except the bike is on fire. Everything is on fire. And you’re in hell.

Being an adult…

Most of being an adult is whispering “FUCK THIS” as you do it anyway.

Most of being an adult…

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my sofa, play on my phone and ignore them. Like an adult.

I don’t run from…

Going to bed early, not leaving my house, not going to parties... My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.

Going to bed early…

Being an adult is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by fucking airplane.

Being an adult…

To all the adults using colouring books for stress relief, grow the fuck up and get drunk like the rest of us.

To all the adults…

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult. That's why we're allowed to buy alcohol.

I pretend…

Successful adulting: Not stabbing someone when you really want to.

SUCCESSFUL ADULTING…