Advice

I'm not negative. I encourage people people all the time. Usually it's to fuck off but so what? That's great fucking advice.

I’m not negative…

Just be yourself isn’t always good advice.

Just be yourself…

I learn from mistakes of people who took my advice.

I learn from mistakes…

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Of course I talk to myself…

Raise your hand if you have had quite enough unsolicited advice about what should be done with any lemons that life may or may not give you.

Raise your hand…

Just because I give you advice, it doesn’t mean I know more than you. It just means I’ve done more stupid shit.

Just because I give you advice…

I’m not great at advice, can I interest you in sarcastic comment? - Chandler Bing

I’m not great at advice…

Never take advice from me. You'll only end up drunk.

Never take advice from me…

ASKHOLE: A person who constantly asks for advice then does the opposite of what you told them.

ASKHOLE…

“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give to some people. – Thomas L. Masson

“Be yourself”…