Advice

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Raise your hand if you have had quite enough unsolicited advice about what should be done with any lemons that life may or may not give you.

Just because I give you advice, it doesn’t mean I know more than you. It just means I’ve done more stupid shit.

I’m not great at advice, can I interest you in sarcastic comment? – Chandler Bing

Never take advice from me. You’ll only end up drunk.

ASKHOLE: A person who constantly asks for advice then does the opposite of what you told them.

“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give to some people. – Thomas L. Masson

A little piece of advice… Don’t talk shit if you can’t fight.