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When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.

When a woman asks…

They say you get wiser with age. Yeah. I fucked that up.

They say you get wiser…

I have reached the age where I am between “pretty much everything annoys me” and “I don’t give a shit”.

I have reached the age…

I've reached the age where my train of thought often leaves station without me.

I’ve reached the age…

Hey when you get my age you learn to smell shit coming before you step in it.

Hey when you get my age…

Some people age like wine. Others age like milk.

Some people age like wine…

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Few women admit…

Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

Act my age?…

My age is very inappropriate for my behaviour.

My age…

With age come new skills... You can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time.

With age…