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Some people age like wine. Others age as milk.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.
My age is very inappropriate for my behaviour.
With age come new skills. You can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time.
I’m at the age where fuck you, fuck off, and fuck that answer almost every question I’m asked.
I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens”.
Once you hit a certain age you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of shit.