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Why age gracefully when you can age like old cheese... full of character and slightly offensive.

Why age gracefully…

I am often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

I am often mistaken…

I’m still waiting patiently for the wisdom that supposedly comes with old age. Anyone else?

I’m still waiting…

When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.

When a woman asks…

They say you get wiser with age. Yeah. I fucked that up.

They say you get wiser…

I have reached the age where I am between “pretty much everything annoys me” and “I don’t give a shit”.

I have reached the age…

I've reached the age where my train of thought often leaves station without me.

I’ve reached the age…

Hey when you get my age you learn to smell shit coming before you step in it.

Hey when you get my age…

Some people age like wine. Others age like milk.

Some people age like wine…

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Few women admit…