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Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety attacks, a love of alcohol and serious dislike for stupid people, but no lemons.

Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety attacks, a love of alcohol and serious dislike for stupid people, but no lemons.

Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have alcohol.

Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have alcohol.

Mom says: "Alcohol is your enemy". Jesus says: "Love your enemy". Case closed

Mom says: “Alcohol is your enemy”. Jesus says: “Love your enemy”. Case closed

Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.

Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.

I hate when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. You don’t need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

I hate when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. You don’t need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

In alcohol’s defence I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

In alcohol’s defence I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

ALCOHOL! Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

ALCOHOL! Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.