Alcohol

When I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm an alcoholic. But when I drink fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.

When I drink alcohol…

Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.

Alcohol may not be the answer…

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult. That's why we're allowed to buy alcohol.

I pretend…

At this point in my life I am positive some people were put on this earth to test my alcohol tolerance level.

At this point in my life…

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but The Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Alcohol…

Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety attacks, a love of alcohol and serious dislike for stupid people, but no lemons.

Life has never given me lemons…

Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have alcohol.

Surround yourself…

Mom says: "Alcohol is your enemy". Jesus says: "Love your enemy". Case closed

Mom says…

Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.

Not to get technical…

I hate when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. You don’t need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

I hate when people say…