Alive

Being alive is so fucking expensive!

Being alive…

If you can’t laugh at life it will fucking eat you alive.

If you can’t laugh…

Not to brag, but I was alive when you could slam the phone down to hang up on someone. It was spectacular.

Not to brag…

Why is being alive so expensive. I’m not even having a good time.

Why is being alive so expensive…

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Earl Wilson

If you think nobody cares…