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Me yelling at squirrel to get out of the road so it’s not squished by a car is probably the same feeling my guardian angel has watching me live my life.

Me yelling…

The angel on my shoulder is purely decorative.

The angel on my…

On the day I was born angels looked into my cozy little crib, gazed upon my cherubic face and declared 'this one going to be trouble'.

On the day I was born…

I’m on my second guardian angel. My first one quit and is now on therapy.

I’m on my second guardian angel…

I think my guardian angel drinks.

I think my guardian…

Gut feelings are guardian angels.

Gut feelings…

I’m 99% angel, but ohhhh, that 1%

I’m 99% angel…

I have an angel on one shoulder, and a devil on the other. I'm also deaf in one ear.

I have an angel…