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On the day I was born angels looked into my cozy little crib, gazed upon my cherubic face and declared 'this one going to be trouble'.

On the day I was born…

I’m on my second guardian angel. My first one quit and is now on therapy.

I’m on my second guardian angel…

I think my guardian angel drinks.

I think my guardian…

Gut feelings are guardian angels.

Gut feelings…

I’m 99% angel, but ohhhh, that 1%

I’m 99% angel…

I have an angel on one shoulder, and a devil on the other. I'm also deaf in one ear.

I have an angel…