Annoying

Are people becoming more annoying or am I becoming more angry?

Are people becoming…

Your sobriety has truly demonstrated to me that people don’t need alcohol to be annoying.

Your sobriety…

Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that face.

Remember…

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a bad mood or if everyone around me is really fucking annoying.

Sometimes I can’t tell…

My spirit animal is a slightly deranged unicorn who has a mission to poke holes in all of the annoying people.

My spirit animal…

In my heart I believe that the majority of people are good but holy shit the bad ones are very loud and very annoying.

In my heart…

Pre - annoyed: You knew this person is about to piss you off even before they say anything.

Pre – annoyed…

Some people are life-sucking, energy-draining, negative bags of annoying hell. Kindly avoid them.

Some people…

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

I believe…

My ex has one very annoying habit. Breathing.

My ex has…