Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that face.
My spirit animal is a slightly deranged unicorn who has a mission to poke holes in all of the annoying people.
In my heart I believe that the majority of people are good but holy shit the bad ones are very loud and very annoying.
Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.