Apology

I’m sorry that my apologies seem insincere and I promise to keep practicing them until you no longer notice.

I’m sorry…

Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Bitch please…

I suck at apologies, so…unfuck you or whatever.

I suck at apologies…

Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.

Some people’s birth…

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