Appreciate

Some people need to start appreciating the effort I put in to not be a serial killer.

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They are thinking of you when they can barely think straight.

Step out of your comfort zone. And then step back in immediately and appreciate how nice and comfy it is.

The older you get the more you appreciate being at home not doing a fucking thing.

You never appreciate what you have till it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Girls always say they appreciate the little things in life, until you whip out your little penis.