Appreciate

If you can’t appreciate my foul mouth, you surely aren’t worthy of my filthy mind.

If you can’t appreciate…

Some people need to start appreciating the effort I put in to not be a serial killer.

Some people need…

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They are thinking of you when they can barely think straight.

If someone drunk…

Step out of your comfort zone. And then step back in immediately and appreciate how nice and comfy it is.

Step out of your comfort zone…

The older you get the more you appreciate being at home not doing a fucking thing.

The older you get…

You never appreciate what you have till it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

You never appreciate…

Girls always say they appreciate the little things in life, until you whip out your little penis.

Girls always say…