Arguing

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers.

Life is short…

If you're arguing with an idiot for more than a minute, then there will be two idiots.

If you’re arguing…

Arguing with me is crazy cause my goal isn't to win. It's to make you as mad as I can.

Arguing with me…

Note to self: Don’t argue with people that should have been swallowed.

Note to self…

Women will say they are too tired to have sex. But that won’t stop them from arguing with you all night.

Women will say…

Arguing with me is a waste of time, I’m so sarcastic and nonchalant that it's gonna piss you off even more.

Arguing with me…

There are two ways of arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

There are two ways…

Half of my problems are caused by my tone of voice and sarcasm. Everyone thinks I'm either mad, arguing or just an asshole. While actually, I’m just talking.

Half of my problems…

If you are arguing with me and I say “WOW” abort mission and run for your life.

If you are arguing…

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain

Never argue…