Ask

I never have to ask "Is it something I said?" It's something I said.

I never have to ask…

Before you ask me anything... ask yourself, if you really want to hear my answer.

Before you ask me anything…

Stop asking why I'm crazy. I don't ask why you're stupid.

Stop asking why I’m crazy..

If you don't want the truth, don't ask me. If you want something sugarcoated, go eat a donut.

If you don’t want the truth…

At the end of the day life should ask us: “Do you want to save the changes?”

At the end of the day…

The thing about humans, they’ll lick each other’s buttholes but ask for a new fork if it falls on the ground.

The thing about humans…

I hate when someone asks me where I see myself 5 years from now, when I don’t even remember where the fuck I was 2 days ago.

I hate when someone asks…

If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.

If I had one wish…

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"? Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain it.

Why do people ask…

I wish people would ask me if I give a fuck before they started talking to me.

I wish people would ask…