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When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say “nothing”, it doesn’t mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

When you ask me…

I’m a very private person. You don't ask I don't tell. Actually, even if you ask. Mind your business.

I’m a very private person…

Please stop asking why I’m still single. I don't ask why you’re still married.

Please stop asking…

If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don’t ask a stupid question, you remain stupid. - Tony Rothman

If you ask a stupid question…

Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

Do you know…

I’m at the age where fuck you, fuck off, and fuck that answer almost every question I’m asked.

I’m at the age…

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Don’t blame a clown…

Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you even give a fuck.

Before you ask…