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Be raw. Be open. Be fucking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.

Be raw. Be open. Be fucking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.

If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.

If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.

No one is harder on me than me. So take your judgment and shove it up your ass.

No one is harder on me than me. So take your judgment and shove it up your ass.

Sorry, it's not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.

Sorry, it’s not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.

I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

I’d tell you to kiss my ass, but I’m pretty sure you’d fall in love, and then I’d never get rid of you.

If hard times only make you stronger then I should be able to whip Superman’s ass by now.

If hard times only make you stronger then I should be able to whip Superman’s ass by now.

“How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?” With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.

“How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?” With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.

When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn't worth anymore of my time.

When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn’t mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn’t worth anymore of my time.

I've been through hell throughout my life. And my ass just smiled the whole time.

I’ve been through hell throughout my life. And my ass just smiled the whole time.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.

I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t stick my head that far up my ass.