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Ignoranus: Someone who is both stupid and an asshole.

Ignoranus: Someone who is both stupid and an asshole.

I hate when I’m starting to become a good person and someone comes and pushes my asshole-mode buttons.

I hate when I’m starting to become a good person and someone comes and pushes my asshole-mode buttons.

Half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other... well the other is an asshole.

Half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other… well the other is an asshole.

Forgiving you means I no longer dwell on what an asshole you are. It doesn’t mean you are no longer an asshole.

Forgiving you means I no longer dwell on what an asshole you are. It doesn’t mean you are no longer an asshole.

Be the best version of you, unless you’re an asshole. Don’t be a better asshole.

Be the best version of you, unless you’re an asshole. Don’t be a better asshole.

I’d rather be an honest asshole than a well liked liar.

I’d rather be an honest asshole than a well liked liar.

Assholes are part of our lives. We can't escape. It is how we deal with them that makes the difference. - Wendy Sellers

Assholes are part of our lives. We can’t escape. It is how we deal with them that makes the difference. – Wendy Sellers

I wasn’t always this sarcastic. It took me many years of dealing with assholes to become this good at it.

I wasn’t always this sarcastic. It took me many years of dealing with assholes to become this good at it.

Most people are assholes. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out "Hey, Asshole". They'll turn and look.

Most people are assholes. Don’t believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out “Hey, Asshole”. They’ll turn and look.

I didn't turn into an asshole overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

I didn’t turn into an asshole overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.