Asshole

Assholes are part of our lives. We can't escape. It is how we deal with them that makes the difference. - Wendy Sellers

Assholes are part of our lives…

I wasn’t always this sarcastic. It took me many years of dealing with assholes to become this good at it.

I wasn’t always this sarcastic…

Most people are assholes. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out "Hey, Asshole". They'll turn and look.

Most people…

I didn't turn into an asshole overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

I didn’t turn…

I am a nice person. Just don't push the asshole button.

I am a nice person…

Trusting people has made me the asshole I am today.

Trusting people…

If they were really trying to prepare high school kids for "Real Life", they'd offer a class called "Working with assholes".

If they were…

I am not an asshole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate assholes.

I am not an asshole…

Being an asshole is easy. Being a bitch takes style.

Being an asshole is easy…

I hate when people say "nice to meet you" before I've even said anything. How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm an asshole.

I hate when people say…