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TIP OF THE DAY: always make sure the phone is 100% hung up before you call someone an asshole.

TIP OF THE DAY…

"The customer is always right..." Fuck that! Sometimes the customer is just an asshole.

“The customer is always right”…

Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee.

Before I have coffee…

The world will be a better place if you kick an asshole in the face.

The world will be a better place…

Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Remember…

People are assholes. Just make sure you're not the toilet paper.

People are assholes…

Listen, I am a nice person. So if I am an asshole to you, you need to ask yourself why.

Listen, I’m a nice person…

In a room full of dicks You should not be an asshole.

In a room full of dicks…

I swear some people must have been conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

I swear…

If you hold a person underwater long enough, they stop being an asshole.

If you hold a person…