Asshole

The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day. Every Fucking Day.

The world is not full of assholes…

I'm on that new "I don't give a fuck" diet. I've lost 10 assholes already.

I’m on that new…

Sometimes you have to remind people you can be an asshole too!

Sometimes you have to…

If you want to be remembered, don’t act nice. Act like an asshole. Nobody forgets assholes.

If you want to be remembered…

The nicer you are, the easier you’re hurt. So, just be an assole.

The nicer you are…

I'm trying to be a more positive person every day. Today, I'm positive everyone is an asshole.

I’m trying to be…

Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an asshole?

Have you ever been…

One of the best things about getting older: Knowing someone is an asshole before they even speak.

One of the best things…

Please don’t be an asshole to me, cause then I have to be an asshole to you. And I’m way better at being an asshole then you are.

Please don’t be an asshole…

Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you’re honest with them, then you’re an asshole. – George Carlin

Everyone appreciates…