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Nothing brings a group of assholes together faster than something that’s none of their fucking business.

Nothing brings a group of assholes together faster than something that’s none of their fucking business.

I’m not a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one.

I’m not a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one.

I’ve found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.

I’ve found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.

No matter how hard I try to be nice someone always tries to push my asshole button.

No matter how hard I try to be nice someone always tries to push my asshole button.

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not surrounded by assholes.

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not surrounded by assholes.

Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.

Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.

Life is like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.

Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.