Asshole

Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an asshole?

Have you ever been…

One of the best things about getting older: Knowing someone is an asshole before they even speak.

One of the best things…

Please don’t be an asshole to me, cause then I have to be an asshole to you. And I’m way better at being an asshole then you are.

Please don’t be an asshole…

Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you’re honest with them, then you’re an asshole. – George Carlin

Everyone appreciates…

Dirty mind. Caring friend. Potty mouth. Good heart. Smart ass. Kind of an asshole. Humble. Great in bed. Can drink like a fish. Will call you on your shit. I never said I was perfect.

Dirty mind…

If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would fart.

If I wanted to listen…

BOSSHOLE: A person who turns into an asshole ten seconds after being made supervisor.

BOSSHOLE…

Let me be perfectly clear. The only asshole I want in my life is the one I was born with.

Let me be perfectly clear…

Nothing brings a group of assholes together faster than something that’s none of their fucking business.

Nothing brings a group…

I’m not a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one.

I’m not a proctologist…