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Are they still bad habits if I like them?
I don’t have any bad habits. I am good at all of them.
I don’t care what you think of me, because it can’t be as bad as what I think of you.
Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy.
Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a bad mood or if everyone around me is really fucking annoying.
Everything is bad and everyone is dumb.
I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do both.
Too bad you can’t photoshop an ugly personality.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. – Chauncey Depew
I don’t want something really bad to happen to you, but if a bird shit on you, that would be fine.