Bad

I don’t care what you think of me, because it can’t be as bad as what I think of you.

I don’t care…

Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy.

Stay classy…

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a bad mood or if everyone around me is really fucking annoying.

Sometimes I can’t tell…

Everything is bad and everyone is dumb.

Everything is bad…

I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do both.

I either…

Too bad you can't photoshop an ugly personality.

Too bad…

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. - Chauncey Depew

A pessimist…

I don't want something really bad to happen to you, but if a bird shit on you, that would be fine.

I don’t want…

The only difference between a good girl and a bad girl is that good girls are very selective who they're bad with.

The only difference…

Every bad thing that happens today is a direct result of choosing to get out of bed.

Every bad thing…