Badass

Don’t ever piss off a short girl. They are like cute, adorable tiny ninjas of death, who are at the perfect height to punch you in the balls. Shirt girls are badass!

Don’t ever piss off…

I love it when coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I am goung to be today.

I love it…

You don’t always have to be strong. Sometimes you need to scream, cuss, throw shit, or have a really good cry. But you always, always, always need to put yourself back together, then go back to being the badass you were meant to be.

You don’t always have to be strong…

You know what’s sexier than a bad boy? A grown ass man with his shit together.

You know what’s sexier…

God give us only what we can handle. Apparently God thinks I’m a badass.

God give us…

Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy.

Stay classy…

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