Balls

Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller.

Men at 25 play football…

Don't judge my side of the fence until you get the balls to jump it.

Don’t judge my side of the fence…

A foolish man complains about his torn pocket, while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

A foolish man complains…

I told him to take care of his eyes because they are the only balls he has.

I told him…

Sometimes the black ship of the family is the only one who has the balls to tell the truth.

Sometimes the black ship…

How come when a woman is pregnant everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations but no one rubs your balls and says good job?

How come…

I'M NOT RUDE. I simply say what what everyone else hasn't got the fucking balls to say.

I’M NOT RUDE…

Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. – Betty White

Why do people say…