Better

Story of my life: I knew better but I did it anyway.

Story of my life…

Funny about getting older, your eyesight may weaken yet you can see through people much better.

Funny about getting older…

I come from a place where “Keep talking” means you better shut the fuck up.

I come from a place…

If you show me you don't give a fuck, I'll show you that I'm better at it.

If you show me…

Be the best version of you, unless you’re an asshole. Don’t be a better asshole.

Be the best…

There's something about saying "fuck this shit" that makes you feel better.

There’s something about saying…

We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all. - John Hughes

We’re all pretty bizarre…

The world will be a better place if you kick an asshole in the face.

The world will be a better place…

Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better. Those people are called BARTENDERS.

Sometimes you run into…

If you kick me when I'm down you better pray I don't get up.

If you kick me…