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Bill

Judge me only when your opinions can pay my bills. If they don’t, mind your own business.

Judge me only…

The only reason I wanted to be an adult was to have sex and curse. All this paying bills and waking up to go to work wasn’t the plan.

The only reason…

I hate it when TV shows say they contain “adult situations” but then don’t show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up after their kids.

I hate it when TV shows say…

LIVE TODAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST DAY! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn’t.

LIVE TODAY…

When your opinions can pay my bills that’s when I’ll start paying more attention to you. Till then STFU.

When your opinions…

When I was young, I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electric bill I am scared of the light.

When I was young…

You weren't born to just pay bills and die.

You weren’t born…

WE ARE ALL: Ugly to someone, fake to someone, stuck-up to someone, ain’t shit to someone, a loser to someone, a bitch to someone. BUT WHO THE HELL CARES. Make your money, pay your bills, take care of you and your family, and don’t worry what anyone else thinks.

WE ARE ALL…

Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a strippers butt crack? I bet you’re wondering now. Have a nice day!

Have you ever wondered…

Just remember, other people's opinions won't pay your bills.

Just remember…