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Being an asshole is easy. Being a bitch takes style.

Being an asshole is easy…

Bitch: Any girl who is skinnier or prettier than you.

BITCH…

Manners: The art of smiling and nodding when all you want to do is slap that bitch in the face.

MANNERS…

Life is a bitch. So learn how to fuck it.

Life is a bitch…

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.

What’s the difference…

When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.

When one door closes…

If you don't like me and still watch everything I do, bitch you are fan.

If you don’t like me…

I'm polite with good manners, but bitch don't push me.

I’m polite…

I used my manners today. I said please. Well, actually what I said was bitch please. but whatever.

I used my manners today…

Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Bitch please…