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Don’t think you’re sexy just cause you got boobs. My dog has 8.
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are you have small boobs.
Men are a lot like infants. If you want them to shut up just put a boob in their mouth.
More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than on alzheimer’s research. By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks, and no fucking idea why!
Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.
Always keep your chin up. Otherwise you are just looking at your own boobs all day.