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Don’t say boob without the last b. Scariest shit ever.

Don’t say boob…

Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.

Without nipples…

BOOBS. Absolute proof that a man can in fact concentrate on two things at the same time.

BOOBS…

Don't think you're sexy just cause you got boobs. My dog has 8.

Don’t think you’re sexy…

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are you have small boobs.

If a guy remembers…

Men are a lot like infants. If you want them to shut up just put a boob in their mouth.

Men are a lot like infants…

More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than on alzheimer's research. By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks, and no fucking idea why!

More money…

Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.

Friends are like boobs…

Always keep your chin up. Otherwise you are just looking at your own boobs all day.

Always keep your chin up…