Boss

I don’t always work but when I do, I make sure my boss is around.

I don’t always work…

My boss appointed me as his sexual adviser. He said “When I want your fucking advice I’ll ask for it”

My boss appointed me…

Boss: Good morning. Me: You need to calm the fuck down.

BOSS…

BOSSHOLE: A person who turns into an asshole ten seconds after being made supervisor.

BOSSHOLE…

Did you know if you text your boss “Go Fuck Yourself” you don’t have to go to work anymore?

Did you know…