The fact that the jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
Always trust your gut. Your brain can be fooled and your heart is an idiot, but your gut doesn’t know how to lie.
I have come to realize that “diarrhea of the mouth” is a direct side effect of “shit-for-brains”. Some should seek medical attention immediately.
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that’s where shitty ideas come from.
I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens”.