Brains

In a battle between heart and brain, I always listen to my stomach.

Why do people with brains the size of peas have mouths the size of watermelons.

Have you noticed that the people with verbal diarrhea are often the people with crap for brains?

The fact that the jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

Always trust your gut. Your brain can be fooled and your heart is an idiot, but your gut doesn’t know how to lie.

I have come to realize that “diarrhea of the mouth” is a direct side effect of “shit-for-brains”. Some should seek medical attention immediately.

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that’s where shitty ideas come from.

Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as shit.

Everyone complains about a lack of money, but none complain about a lack of brains. – Jewish proverb

I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens”.