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Always trust your gut. Your brain can be fooled and your heart is an idiot, but your gut doesn't know how to lie.

Always trust your gut…

I have come to realize that "diarrhea of the mouth" is a direct side effect of "shit-for-brains". Some should seek medical attention immediately.

I have come to realize…

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from.

Never hold…

Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as shit.

Follow your brain…

Everyone complains about a lack of money, but none complain about a lack of brains. – Jewish proverb

Everyone complains…

I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens”.

I’ve reached…

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app they will start using it?

Maybe if we tell people…

pen-minded. your brains fall out. - G.K. Chesterton.

Do not be…

Whenever the brain and the heart fight, it's always the liver that suffers.

Whenever the brain…

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams

God gave men…