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A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it is bullshit and listens some more.

A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it is bullshit and listens some more.

I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.

I’m not anti-social. I’m anti-bullshit.

Fuck being nice to everyone. If someone treats you badly, you have every right not to tolerate bullshit.

Fuck being nice to everyone. If someone treats you badly, you have every right not to tolerate bullshit.

I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize it was just a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullshit.

I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize it was just a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullshit.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. - W.C. Fields

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. – W.C. Fields

Holy fuck, I need a vacation, or a winning lottery ticket, or one fucking day with no bullshit. I’d settle for that!

Holy fuck, I need a vacation, or a winning lottery ticket, or one fucking day with no bullshit. I’d settle for that!

The only BS I need in my life is BEER and SEX.

The only BS I need in my life is BEER and SEX.

Sometimes you gotta feed people some bullshit just to see who they run back and tell.

Sometimes you gotta feed people some bullshit just to see who they run back and tell.

SHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR:

SHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR: 1. Your shit, 2. Crazy shit, 3. Bullshit, 4. Stupid shit, 5. Fake shit, 6. Shit that has nothing to do with me.

Is there such a thing as a day without bullshit?

Is there such a thing as a day without bullshit?