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I can’t call someone a dumb fuck at work. So instead I say “walk me through your thought process”.

I can’t call someone…

You may call it being a smart ass. I call it explaining why you’re an idiot.

You may call it being a smart ass…

Back in my day the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender shouted “Last Call”.

Back in my day…

You call it “nagging”. I call it “listen to what I fucking said the first time”.

You call it “nagging”…

It’s cute how the say “missed calls” instead of "avoided calls".

It’s cute…