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Anything you can do, I can do better. Unless it’s being a piece of shit. Then you win.

Anything you can do…

You can be funny without being an asshole. I can’t... But you probably can.

You can be funny…

I did it because I can. I can because I want to. I want to because you said I couldn't.

I did it…

Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

Just because you’re trash…