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Whoever sang, ‘Ooh-ooh, child things are gonna get easier’ was lying to that child.

Whoever sang, ‘Ooh-ooh, child things are gonna get easier’ was lying to that child.

You are a child of the Universe. Problem is, the Universe is a deadbeat dad.

You are a child of the universe. Problem is, the universe is a deadbeat dad.

I must warn you. My inner child is a mean little shit.

I must warn you. My inner child is a mean little shit.

I’m not sure that we all have an inner child, but some definitely have an inner-idiot they have no control whatsoever over.

I’m not sure that we all have an inner child, but some definitely have an inner-idiot they have no control whatsoever over.

When you're a child you make funny faces at the mirror. In middle age, the mirror gets even.

When you’re a child you make funny faces at the mirror. In middle age, the mirror gets even.