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My love language is sarcasm and honesty. If I’m polite to you, that’s the sign we’re not close.

My love language…

If you listen closely you can hear me not caring.

If you listen closely…

I don’t want you standing too close to me when karma drops house on you.

I don’t want…

If one door closes and another opens, seek help. Your house is haunted.

If one door closes…

When one door closes and another opens, you are probably in prison.

When one door closes…