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I love it when coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I am goung to be today.

I love it…

Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept those that I cannot.

Give me coffee…

Today I mixed my bitch flakes with some lucky charms and downed it all with a pot of coffee... I’m going to be magically energized super bitch all day!

Today I mixed…

I’m not everyone’s cup of tea… But I drink coffee, so fuck them.

I’m not everyone’s cup of tea…

My body is a filter: coffee comes in, sarcasm comes out.

My body is a filter…

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

By replacing…

I’ll get coffee with you but only because I love coffee.

I’ll get coffee…

Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.

Half the day…

Coffee fuels my sarcasm. What fuels your stupidity?

Coffee fuels my sarcasm…

If your coffee order is more than four words, you are part of the problem.

If your coffee…