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Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee.

Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee.

IF DRINKS COULD TALK: Coffee - You can do this! Wine - You don't have to do this! Tequila - Holy shit! Did you really just do that?!!!

IF DRINKS COULD TALK: Coffee – You can do this! Wine – You don’t have to do this! Tequila – Holy shit! Did you really just do that?!!!

Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today… and I smile.

Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today… and I smile.